"Brace yourselves for a wild ride! Welcome to the end of the world as you think you know it – or at least the most chaotic trip you've ever had! Join us as we dive into the hilarious and absurd collapse of civilisation, where a bad fall and a skinned knee might just be the least of your worries.

Leading you through this madcap survival guide is none other than the Pirate King – a larger-than-life legend, ex-pro wrestler, and Stand up with seriously unconventional wisdom. You’ll be laughing, cringing, and maybe learning a thing or two… if you’re brave enough! So, buckle up because it’s not just a show – it’s an unforgettable journey through chaos, comedy, and… questionable advice!"